Jesus. Internet feels good, smells good, sound good, tastes good. I feel immortalised currently. I’m finally capable of doing what everyone says “BUY THE DRESS ONLINE LAH!” Fuck im fucking happy cause like o’s are over and im going to thailand and im going out with jelly everyday without people complaining. I DESERVE THIS. However the unfortunate news is i got fucking flu and sore throat right now and the ENO drink that jelly mao mao gave me isn’t working exactly. I’m going to beat him up now and force his dog to play dead 24/7. BYE. YOU ALL WILL HEAR ME SOON. SOON ENOUGH. And this would probably be the last class photo ever. I love you 4/5. *sobs uncontrollably*
Me: *sees 2 filipino maids and two bangalah* Wtf nowadays all the maid date bangalah one. I bloody see them everywhere, EVERYWHERE!
Gary: Hahah yeah.
Me: So much for foreign talent.
Gary: … *LOL*
I night you told me that you were all alone,
I tried to call you but you were on the phone.
You thought you told me that you were by yourself?
I dont believe you, you are with somebody else.
I feel like singing disturbia now. Seriously. I just had my socials studies paper. I swear it was suicidal for even attempting to do it. I am disturbed i am disturbed. I’m so gonna walk into the friday night traffic in town and get lang-gah by all the cars if i fail. Tsk i didnt even study wtf. They should not be playing harry potter in the evenings lah wtf.
I was trying to study but my study table is like just beside the tv. All i have to do is press a button and crane my neck, then i’ll get to watch Harry Pot’er FOR FREE. Cheebs. I wish my tv would explode like how it did 2 years ago. HAHAH burn in hell.
Stand on up
Everyone you kill
We’ve got to stare on out
Don’t get sucked in for a second
Robots might say your name
They only light the stage
Nothing there to prove
For this past two weeks all i’ve been doing (most of the time) is staying at home walking tv and the only excercise i got is lifting my hands to switch the tv channels. My mother should never have moved house. And its relatively ridiculous to move a street down. Technically 1 street down cause i use to live in BN street 3 but now its street 2. Queer i know.
I feel like a sloth. At least people my age are mugging for o levels and other national exams but jesus, look at me, all i do is watch tv and remembering who is trying to kill who and show timings.
I’m glad school is reopening but at the same time i was hoping the so called CNA vote- for extended holidays would be like you know a success kind of thing. But le sigh no we’re not getting any shit. I hope someone from my school kena H1N1 *cues in evil laughter*
When i had to go to the polyclinic the other day, there were people at the entrance to take your temperature and all. Funny how they have to get all gear up with mask and cloak and all. Wtf and they appear pretty uh, you know, good looking. Pity the mask has to cover their mouth. Oh and nose too. So maybe they have nice eyes and hair but for all you know, they has giant nostrils and mouths like hahahah, you know.
A couple of photos for show and off i go-
He ain’t smelly, he’s my brother. HAHAHA. No lah he’s my boyfriend.
My mother would say ” WAH LER EH BIN TERNG TERNG XIANG BEH.” Meaning your face long long like horse. But im damn sure its not as horse-like compared to jelly’s.
Another day-
One of the rare days when we actually get to go to town. God.
And sindy’s birthday-
And life’s a beach-
Yeah so now you know my life’s a beach. Hahahah.
We were having biology and suddenly the cher was like “You all know singapore got their first case of H1N1 already?”
As usual i got the biggest reaction, complete with the shocked face- eyes twice its normal size and the loudest HUH you can hear.
Sweet baby Jesus, i cant believe we got our first H1N1 but actually im kinda excited for it to like spread. So we’ll have no school. Sexcellent. Damn sexcellent. Omg im getting excited now.
I know i’ve been missing from this space close to like 2 months now but i cant be bothered. Life is bleak and i hate my life. Sincerely.
You have given me a heart attack, you’ll never know,
What it’s like to face the fact you might let go.
Now I won’t stand for any thought of that, Heavens no.
‘Cause I will cling to you and always have a stronger hold.
Okay i’ll make this damn quick. My laptop is practically gone, smashed to i dont know what and okay basically its none relivable. When i on the laptop, the screen’s like (inserts stunned face), cracked to death. Reminds me of humpty dumpty. You know humpty dumpty is the fella that fell from the wall and couldn’t be put back together again that one yes that one. Alright side tracking. Main point is i wont be updating much about my mundane life but whatever, do you even care?
History repeated, but this time its more potent and i had to hibernate more than ever to keep myself alive *tunes into Alive for the first time* But thank god bobby was there. THANK GOD WTF. But mom you suck, you seriously suck. You didn’t give me allowance for 1 whole fucking week and i didn’t even give a fiddler’s fart about it you scold me for for fucking phone bills that you didn’t pay (and thus incurring the 200 bucks). This is not cool i need food i need money. But thank god there is bobby.
I can’t believe i wasted my whole holiday on choir, accounts and more choir. Choir is suffocating me so much i think i’d die of oxygen deprivation or something. Okay not funny at all wtf.
The other day when i was waiting for bobby to be done with his training (wtf sound like ultimate clingy girlfriend here but wah lao dont blame me i was forced), this personal trainer from the gym was having some kind of weight loss proposal for this malay guy, middle aged and all. Alright i eavesdropped on their conversation like fucking rude i know but eh it beats doing matrices for bloody an hour and a half. Plus their convo was so loud i could hear random words even when i blasted my music to the max.
The Personal Trainer (PT) told the guy all sorts of nonsense that are like ridiculous. The assurance of weight loss is definately there but the bloody practicality of it is wtf seriously. I was so bored i even jotted the “weight loss tips” into my maths textbook. Damn jia lat i know wtf.
Anyway the most prominient “tip” that i remembered from the proposal is this; THROW YOUR MICROWAVE AWAY. Wtf wtf wtf wtf! I was hyperventilating (in my heart) like zomg.
Well PT said, if you have any microwave, throw it away. The microwave’s intense causes the atoms of the food to vibrate like mad (think x 10000000) and thus changing the whole biological structure of the food. And when that happens, you eat the food, you’ll harm yourself or something. Haiyah something along that line lah. Right even if it changes the biological structure of the food its still food and its edible right? So no microwave will be okay lah?
LIDDAT INTENSE HEAT CAN EAT?
LIDDAT INTENSE HEAT CAN EAT?
Wtf its damn ridiculous i wanna throw the calculator and maths textbook at him. The guy still could go “yeah yeah definately.” Jesus grow them some brains.
The PT asked the guy; “Do you have anything that you like to touch?”
Guy: *silence*
PT: ” For example you know, silk? Its nice to touch.”
Guy: ” Oh yeah silk silk silk. Silk is nice”
PT: “Alrighttt.” *proceeds to jot down something in notebook*
Guy: ” Oh i like to touch woman’s body.”
PT + Guy: ” HAHAHAH OH YEAH YEAH..” *continues agreeing and laughing*
I started panicking for a while and wanted to run in to the training ground and find bob but they proceeded to some other thing. Wait lemme recall.
Oh PT asked the guy to drink just apple cider for 1 whole week. Confirm lose 7 pounds. He means drink apple cidar only, no food no nothing. Fuck sia like that must as well dont eat? Thats is called fucking harcore dieting not weight lossing scheme. Idiotic i felt like ordering macs then. I couldn’t accept the fact that the guy was agreeing to every single shit the PT was saying.
Tsk why am i not surprised? PT is a caucasian, and we are for suckers for whatever caucasians says. Anything the ang moh say only, okay okay. Fuck lah.
Sweet and i went sheesha twice or something in less than a week. I think we’re gonna die of bronchitis by 20. Wish me luck.
So much for making this fast -.-
I’m in love with you, are you in love with me too?
Oh what the fuck baby we’ve been sheesha-ing for like the second time in less than 6 days. Hahah okay note to self; dont even think of going to bugis.
Walked and walked again. Well it would be cool if it wasn’t so humid and didnt cause us to perspire so much. What lah serious yesterday so hot then today so..
Met his friends, hilarious bunch of people. Uh you want a boyfriend you ask me lah kay? Alright just kidding but seriously if you do, ask me.
Damn my whole life seem to be revolving around him and school with message inbox all flooded by him. Power or what. I just hope he would be like this forever because if he doesn’t, it must be another one of my karmas. Sighsology.
Alright i have choir in less than an hour and i havent even bathed. Just woke up lah.
I look like i died here or something.
“Lemme sleep laahhhhh”
HI HI HI HI HI HAHAHAH.
Best photo so far, one fine day i’ll have a slr and you wont be spared hahah.
He decides that its his turn to sleep now.
Proof that my eyes are fucking small.
“Dowan take already lah.”
Attempted the killer stare…
But to no avail.
Yah lah cute lah cute lah 
Okay here’s the deal, you listen to your metal, i listen to my sleeping songs. SET.
“Eh you look like you got big eyes here!”
I seriously thank god for you. I didnt even bother searching for one and somehow you just popped up in my life. I think i would never ever find anyone like you. Like what sia, you’re the first proper boyfriend? Oh god lets not revive the past. Anyway, i love you darling.
Wtf life is so unfair. How come my cousins all have big pretty eyes like kawaii galzx to the max but my eyes.. So god damn small that you can even blindfold me with a rubber band. Okay maybe not that small. It only applies to jarene HAHAH. Whatever it is, i hate my life. So god damn unfair. What did i do in my last life to even deserve this?
And not to forget, they have nice skin with less than 10 pimples, non abusive mother, skinny to the core, tall. Why the fuck am i so angry wth wth.
And rain comes down the gutters to the wood this liquid dawn
So my heart races now
These palpitations bust the seams off my laced sequin dress
I see you standing there
With rosy fingers, damn this life a godless existence
This schizophrenia is taking over me
I got pissed off for no reason today. Omg am i having menopause?! (takes it from abelle). My period has just finished so can’t be PMS what right not. Omg even after a fast game i still felt utterly angry for no apparent reason. I want to kick people wtf.
Think i didn’t do too badly for common test as compared to last year’s results. Well at least i passed accounts and humanities. I have no fucking idea what happen to English, Mother tongue, Maths and Science. Damn it i should burn in hell. It seriously doesn’t make sense to get highest in class for english but still fail it. Its damn stupid tsk, i need to re-illiterate, DAMN STUPID. I want to burn the stupid school for even setting up the damn paper. How would i even know that saudi arabia is damn rich? I’ve always thought that its constantly in war due to the fact that it’s in middle east but whatever i’m still very angry with myself. This is a god damn english paper not GP!
BS wants to meet my queen. He’s mad i swear. The queen would just kick and punch him to death with her awesome thai boxing skills which almost incurred my death. Oh god.
Anyway, i’m just damn glad that i’m gonna meet you tomorrow. Sighsology why must i dress up?
Tsk nevermind, i love you.
